Fear not the unknown, but the inevitable.

Liz is an eighteen-year-old college student on her way to her apartment with food when she starts to hear a voice in an unknown language out of nowhere. She's always known she was a little crazy. But before she can dismiss it as a hallucination, she's suddenly very far away from home - and standing before the soon-to-be Hero of Twilight.

What follows is a long and strange adventure with a sarcastic (and as she's often rudely reminded, short) girl named Lita, an unexpectedly cold and unwilling Link, and an irritable and rebellious Midna, all of whom have to put up with Liz's, er, strong personality. Liz and Lita think they know the land, but they soon find out that even their presence alone in Hyrule, not to mention their complacent and reckless actions, is enough to screw up the future.

Reads left to right.

Contains: Cheesiness, slapstick humor, bad puns, nerdy video game/movie/book references, lots of one-liners, somewhat coarse language, violence, blood. Processed in a plant that handles nuts.

Does not contain: BL. However, it may contain BLTs.

I will try to update on Monday/Wednesday/Friday, at the least, once a week.