SALUTATIONS!!
I SEE YOU HAVE ARRIVED TO MY EVIL PAGE OF EVILNESS. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF: I AM SUPER EVIL GENIUS, A SUPER EVIL GENIUS MAD SCIENTIST VILLAIN. SHUT UP. ANY ONE THAT THINKS I’M STUPID IS STUPID!!!!
THIS IS ME. STFU.
AND I DETEST ALL OF YOU.
I’M SURE YOU’RE ALL WELL INFORMED ABOUT MY SHITTY WEB COMIC ANGRY SHIT DOODLE. I WORK ON THAT IN MY SPARE TIME WHEN I WANT A BREAK FROM PLOTTING THE DESTRUCTION OF THIS PLANET. IMBECILES.

OKAY. NOW GO AWAY. READ MY LIFE STORY, YOU WORTHLESS HUMANS.
OBEY ME.