Question: What has a reanimated virgin, a foul-mouthed fish monster, a witch-pimp, a midget pinhead, a cowgirl vampire, a demonically possessed fetish queen, a valley girl she-wolf, a suicidal golem, a pervert mad scientist, a one-eyed hunchback, a mobster, a senator, a bishop, two homosexual rednecks, and a high-rolling sex auction, all in a quaint and quite Nevada town? Answer: This book.